The Sweet and the Non-sweet
The members of JOSS were discussing just what items are sweet and which items are not. One of the members moved that in order to determine what is sweet, one must define what is not sweet. This is, by no means, a simple task.Take for instance Joss Stone. First, she has the same first name as the acronym for the Journal of Sweet Stuff – JOSS. However, her website is totally not sweet. In fact, it sucks.
So, we shall endeavor to describe both the sweet and non-sweet.
Non-sweet: No spellchecker in the Electronic Blue Book software.
Non-sweet: The way the people at Panera look at me when I have been sitting there for 10 hours. I buy a bread-bowl soup every three hours. Stop looking into my soul!
Signed,
Director of Sweet Stuff Affairs
posted by LawFool @ 1:10 PM
1 Comments:
I see LawFool is back to his old shennanigans. Sweet.
Here are a couple other JOSS's of note:
1. JOSS, the sixties-era time-sharing progamming language. Sweet.
2. Joss Whedon, the begetter of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Non-sweet.
D-Mac
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